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Out of the mouth of babes...

I needed a giggle today and here are some of the cute kiddie funnies (thanks you my friend, Heather)...

Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

One Sunday in a Midwest City , a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. ....Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little boy called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

(out of the mouths of babes)The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?" LOL

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  1. Those are great! Kids are so funny at times.......

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  2. Love those. Thanks for the giggles.

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  3. Those are great. Another good one--I was watching my nephew, who is 3, and he wanted to pick daffodils from the back yard. I picked a handful and he picked one. He looked at my bunch and told me he wanted to trade me. "These," he said, "are for my mamma, because she is beautiful." I laughed and to see if he knew what he was saying asked him if his dad was also beautiful. He scowled and said, "No, mammas are beautiful, daddys are cool."

    jen
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